Friday, May 29, 2009

The Best and the Worst from Springsteen's "Working on a Dream"

First of all, I'd want to apologize for a lack of posts lately...just needed to get adjusted to classes this summer. There, got that shit out of the way (I hate apologizing)...

Recently, I've rediscovered Bruce Springsteen's newest album, Working on a Dream. Now my roommate let me rip his copy of the CD (We'll get into Alex's obsession another day) about few months back, but it wasn't until a couple weeks ago that I had a chance (read: "was the first time I was compelled to") to listen to the entire album in one sitting.

One quick tangent...
When it comes to music, I'm a HUGE believer in listening to the entirety of a particular album, in order and uninterrupted (if possible). There are a few reasons for this, but the main reason is that ALBUMS are the work of art, and the songs are simply pieces. I bet if you talk to 10 of the biggest artists/bands these days, seven or eight of them will tell you that there's a method to the order of songs on a album, and that method is typically thematic progression. You wouldn't want to watch a full screen movie (thanks, Marc) or look at only 1/10th of a Picasso painting....what makes an album any differernt? Sure, every album has songs that are better or stronger than others; that's why we have singles. However, allmost NEVER is one of those weaker songs "filler" for the album.

Now back to your irregularly-scheduled blog post...

I'm going to very upfront with my analysis for this album...Bruce has probably let everyone down with this one (except for his most rabid of fans). In fact, if this weren't a Springsteen album and one by some upcoming singer-songwriter, I probably would have stopped listening about four songs into this mess.

It gets off on a really bad foot with "Outlaw Pete."

Now I don't know where good ol' Brucie was goin' with this one, but my best guess is that he was trying to channel his own inner-outlaw performer persona, a la Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, Bob Dylan, Willie Nelson, et ceterea. However, there just a few missteps in his approach to this epic story-song: First of all, Bruce has never proven this subgenre to be his forte, and I'm not about to get into that vast of an argument. I will say though, that Bruce must have been thinking that in order to construct a Western epic, one must have a backing band, full of synth (yes, it's there) and what seems to be a string orchestra. Apparently he forgot the primary mantra of this type of music: less is more; this song would be INFINITELY better if it was just Springsteen's raspy voice and a 12-string. In fact, it's arguably the only song on the album that needed more simplicity.

Now, I have no idea how to segue into this song, so let's get right to the clip. (Another funny yet sad fan vid)


Maybe it's his age; he's a little too old to be running like a tramp with his baby, so he's resigned himself to the urbane suburban lifestyle and thinks he'll instantly become the stud of the grocery store. There's so many things I could say about the absurdity of this song, but I don't want to be labeled a plagiarist, so just read what these professionals had to say:

"The worst song Bruce Springsteen has ever written."
- Detroit News

"At the 3:00 mark, it accidentally turns into a Meatloaf song."
- Blender

"Single-handedly removes this record from consideration as one of the best releases of his career."
- Chicago Tribune

"Unintentionally ludicrous."
- San Jose Mercury News

"Unbelievably melodramatic ... sounds like someone doing a Springsteen parody."
- Orlando Sentinel

"Might be the worst song Springsteen has ever released."
- Philadelphia Inquirer

"May be the worst thing he's ever written."
- Pitchfork

...You may now begin to put this song to bed.

Maybe this is indicative of the album, but the only bright sp0t is a bonus track, the titular theme song from the fantastic movie, The Wrestler.


This is where I was getting at with simplicity. Just a great guitar part with some raw vocals.

Maybe I'm one of the few who liked this song; this parody is hilarious! (See if you can catch the Def Leppard reference)


One final rant: I think Bruce is getting a little old to be rockin' the soul patch...Agree?

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

What to do next?

Even though I've already changed the title of this blog, I think an ongoing thing I want to begin is a RANT and RAVE of certain songs by classic artists - one famous song of theirs that deserves its claim in the hall of rock n' roll history and one famous song that, well, sucks.

I've been thinking of some classic bands/artists that I can begin with (shown below), but feel free to comment and add your suggestions!!!

  • Tom Petty (solo and The Heartbreakers)
  • Bruce Springsteen (solo and E Street Band/other various compilation, collaboration albums)
  • Queen
  • The Beatles (I guess I could also do solo songs from Lennon and McCarthy -the other two would be boring)
  • The Rolling Stones
  • The Eagles
  • U2
  • The Who
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • The Jackson 5 (lol-could I come up with a RAVE for this one????)
  • Led Zeppelin
  • Pink Floyd
  • Lynyrd Skynyrd
  • Journey

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

RAVE: The Onion

Now I've been a die-hard fan of the Onion ever since I sneaked off from my Forensics team at the state competition and was able to smuggle a copy of the weekly satirical newspaper back to school to enjoy with my immature freshman lunch table buddies.

I hope all of you catch up on the fake new every Thursday (it's free in Milwaukee and Madison ,and only a few other cities in the entire country!), but if you haven't checked it out before, I would highly suggest it. And while you're on the interwebs, check out the paper's online video; in my opinion, these vids make an already gutbusting concept even funnier.

Here are just a couple of the Onion News Network videos that have recently made me laugh:


Pentagon Reports Army Mascot 'Liberty' Killed in Iraq

Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable'

First Openly Gay Racehorse To Compete Sunday

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work

Are The Killers America's Next Anthem Rock Band?

Yes, I am fully aware that this debate all started a few years ago with the release of the fantastic, albeit contrived and indulgent Sam's Town, and the offerings such as "When You Were Young" and "Read My Mind."

And then came Day and Age, which I appreciated in a totally different way, as it attempted to harken back to the legendary success of their debut Hot Fuss. I bought the album the day it came out and I really enjoyed it, with the exception of "A Dustland Fairytale," which I thought was grossly misplaced on a album choc-full of Stuart Price-produced synth-pop.

But then I was pleasantly surprised to see The Killers on the David Letterman program last night...performing "Dustland" with a 20 PIECE STRING ORCHESTRA! I was flabbergasted, and I was envisioning long-past memories of Americana Rock n' Roll that hasn't been seen since the days of Petty or Springsteen.



Yes, I'll agree that since Sam's Town, The Killers can NEVER reach that plateau, try as they might. But what if they give up on effort and so freely produce something of legend, as evidenced by this performance. (Here, as well, is a Spin.com review of the performance: http://www.spin.com/articles/watch-killers-awesome-letterman-performance)

An Introduction: What You'll Find Here

For those of you who happen to stumble upon this blog, congratulations! You probably have met me before or rather, unfortunately my presence has become know in your life.

I've decided to start this blog as a means of proclaiming my various daily rants, bitch sessions, complaints, and - however infrequently - things I am gushing over. Now this wasn't my own idea, but if you were here now, you'd see a certain appendage of mine being contorted in a way it shouldn't move.

But alas, that's all you need to know now. Enjoy!